Journals of Purple

Ok so, there is always some kind of person or habit that all gets to us. NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE! You can be the chillest person in the world, I don’t give a fuck, there is at least one person out there that is going to piss you off.

I’m a generally easy going person, and the only reason for that is because I can usually find the humor in any situation. But I will admit that some people PISS ME THE FUCK OFF! And I mean, like to the point where I don’t even want to hurt them anymore I just want to shoot myself in the head so I never have to deal with that sonofabitch again. So I’ve made a list of the types of people that push me over the edge:

1) Stupid People: And I don’t mean the stupid people that are medically termed mentally retarded, I mean that dumb bitch in class who sits in front of you who can’t figure out a fucking hand-held pencil sharpener. Those girls who are gorgeous until they open their mouths and your left standing there thinking “I just died a little inside: I’ve honestly never heard something so DUMB!” WE all know at least one person that dumb, they’re the kind of person you can’t even stand next to without feeling your IQ drop dramatically. (Example: EVERYONE ON JERSEY SHORE!) These people need to be shot because god forbid they reproduce and that stupid gene is passed onto their children.

2) Rude People: O my fucking god! Nothing gets to me faster than some rude bitch! The obnoxious chick who glares at you when you push past her in the hallway after saying “Excuse me” 4 million times but they never heard you because they had their tongues shoved down some guys throat, yeah I’d pay someone to punch that princess in the face. Or that jerk who has his phone on speaker while standing in line at the gas station and he’s practically shouting about banging his gfs sister and then he glares at you for listening. Look, Motherfucker, your in a PUBLIC PLACE with your phone on SPEAKER! WTF did you expect?

3)Self-Centered People: That loud bitch who gives you a dirty look after you tell her that she has to remove her 7-inch heels because your in science class and everyone is putting on mucking boots to go down to the pond. Look, Bitch, NO ONE here wants to go play in the mud down at the pond, but since everyone else is you can shut the fuck up and put the GOD DAMN mud boots on and quit your bitching! There is absolutely nothing special about you besides the fact that you’ve straighten your hair so many times that it now refuses to grow. Get over yourself.

4) Ass holes: We all know one, that dick in class who will throw his chewed gum at you just to watch you scream. The person who tries to trip you in the hallway and laughs when you seriously hurt yourself. The jerk who will see that you have a cast on and then punch it as hard as he can just to ask you if it hurt. Someone seriously just needs to kick this guy in the balls as hard as possible.

5)Loud Mouths: Those dumb bitches who lack the ability to talk so instead they scream everything they have to say. The ones who shriek when they see their friend in the hallway after class. Like seriously, didn’t you just see her like 2 hours ago? Calm the fuck down! Or those people who you whisper something to and they repeat it but only for million times louder.

Person 1: (Whispering) Hey do you have a tampon?

Person 2: What? You need a tampon? Yeah, here you go!

then the entire room just turns to stare at you.

6) Facebook Whores: those stupid people who post EVERYTHING on facebook. Like everything that passes thru their mind is put up as a status or whatever. And they think they’re soooo cool because they have an inside joke as their status or they get into a fight over fb. Seriously? First off, the joke is only funny if multiple people are in on it, like something stupid your teacher says in class, its not funny if only one person really knows what your getting at. I mean sometimes an inside joke is ok every once and awhile but everyday it gets really old and you look like an idiot. And for the people who get into fights over facebook….really? Personally that is sooooo caddy, grow the fuck up and just beat the shit out of each other and move on.

7) Players/Cowards: You know those cute people who you FINALLY get the nerve to talk to and you have a conversation with and then they just completely ignore you afterwards. Or they dont even bother to reply to you in the first place. like seriously? Okay, your chill, it’s not like I was asking you to marry me just chill I was only being friendly. I’m sorry that I’m not the type of whore you usually date, you know I only heard you complaining about the sluts you hang out with and thought maybe you’d appreciaite having a decent conversation with a decent person. Guess you were just talking out your ass.

Well i could definately go on forever with this list but its getting kind of long. Maybe I’ll make a follow-up…

:D

xoxo Miki Wixon <3 

theneedforchanges:

(Source: am-i-funny-yet)

Just lost some follwers…gained some too (which is awesome!) But still kinda sucks that I lost some

Whatever, I’m not gunna be an asshole about it just thought everyone should how chill that is thou ;) Love you mother fuckers too <3